Funny Phrases

1. Louis, our tour guide, kept asking us questions. We had NO CLUE how to answer. Many times they were about how the Incas could have done what they did with so little. One time after a long pause, Tim came up with an answer.....ALIENS! We used that answer several more times during his questioning.
Phrases the kids remember Louis liked to say: "Don't forget it" "Seriously" "This is very important" "Let's rock & roll"
We really enjoyed Louis. He made us laugh.

2. One of our tour guides, Erica, was explaining about the archeology site where they performed lots of human sacrifices. She said "they put jello all over the walls." I said WHAT do you mean by jello? The kids burst out laughing at me and all answered YELLOW. They couldn't stop laughing, but tried  not to so they wouldn't make Erica feel bad.

3. One tour guide, NOT from Lima Tours, was showing us a catholic church and explaining how difficult it was for the Incas to understand hibbing. He said, they didn't know the language and the churches teachings. I thought, I've spent my childhood going to a catholic church and I have no idea what hibbing is. Later he mentioned hibbing & hell so we figured out he was talking about "heaven & hell,"

4. "We are going to see the mumins" .... mummies.
    "Notice the iter" ....alter.
  
5. Louis asked us who our patron saint is in the US. We stood there not able to answer.
   He said he thought it was Obama! We got a laugh out of that one.

6. One of our transfer guides who spent very little time with us said, "We were funny", poor guy,
we all burst out laughing. I'm sure he meant we were fun to work with but it just struck our funny bone!